stages of feelings for frederick chilton:
- wow he’s a dick
- serves him right, i hope he dies
- what?? you’re supposed to be dead. shut up about your kidney already.
but that is a pretty sexy pimp cane.
- i feel nothing but complete apathy for you
- wow that was actually kind of funny
- i like this guy
- oh shit
(they think they’ll get to Heaven through the universe)
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
HARBINGER AND JUSTIN BIEBER COLLABORATION
I FELL OFF MY FUCKING BED
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.